Metro Diaries : Chapter 1: The Un -usuals

So this one is for those who literally eat & sleep in the Delhi metro. After these innumerable journeys and halts you must have come across these peculiar characters in the metro. Since I mostly travel in the ladies compartment it's been a while I have seen the other side, even then I am well versed with the aerodynamics. Let's find out :

1.The Grasshoppers

These are those who eye on potential seats and can even jump over you to get a seat. They are very flexible and adjusting as they can fit in tinniest spots.

2. Cyclops (X-Men)

They have an unusual power

to emit powerful X rays so they never remove their goggles (yes u read it right !) No matter what the weather outside is.

3. The Cinderella

These are usually spotted in the ladies compartment , they often shirk and itch if a molecule of dust touches them and you've had it in case you accidentally push them. They are fragile, delicate and nazuk.

4. Nana Patekar : The frustrated Indian

"Bhai sahab apne dhakka kaise Mara",

"abki baar modi Sarkar"

He keeps on picking fights with co passengers metro staffers just anyone under the sun.

5. The "Technova"

They have all possible gadgets and wires even if they dont have space to stand. They mostly work on their laptops and make business presentations ( at least show off that they are ), you often see them taking the corner two seats to charge them.

More coming up soon !