Boarding Delhi Metro involves a lot of gut and glory. The following strategies are no less than the BCG matrix :
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1.Last in Last out
Never board the last coaches cause they are usually fuller.
2.Hawa Hawaai
The area connecting two coaches is the most ventilated so if u want to save you self from stinking sweat, you might want to grab a place to stand.
The area connecting two coaches is the most ventilated so if u want to save you self from stinking sweat, you might want to grab a place to stand.
3.Stand at Ease
In stations like Rajiv Chowk, Badarpur, Central Secreteriat forget about getting a place to sit , keep focus on a comfortable place to stand.
In stations like Rajiv Chowk, Badarpur, Central Secreteriat forget about getting a place to sit , keep focus on a comfortable place to stand.
4.Slimy Snake
Try to be as slimy as a snake, and grab the pole in the center and put your entire body mass on it.
Try to be as slimy as a snake, and grab the pole in the center and put your entire body mass on it.
5.Humble Bee
DONT try to be extremely humble and offer your seat to need in case you expect it back when they de- board, cause that will never happen.
DONT try to be extremely humble and offer your seat to need in case you expect it back when they de- board, cause that will never happen.
6. No Signal
You will never get mobile signals at Patel chowk, Rajiv Chowk, Udyog Bhawan, so don't try to act over smart.
You will never get mobile signals at Patel chowk, Rajiv Chowk, Udyog Bhawan, so don't try to act over smart.
7. Deboard or Die
In case they make your sandwich in the metro and you can't breathe, its okay to deboard than to die.
In case they make your sandwich in the metro and you can't breathe, its okay to deboard than to die.
May the power be with you !

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